Mama Kim fell asleep as Papa Kim and I were watching television. Apparently I talked “too loudly” so Mama Kim, half sleeping declares,
“Never wake a sleeping lion. I am the lion king.”
Mama Kim, everyone. A round of applause, please.
Junior Kim: I’ll bring you back some sushi.
Me: Okay!
Mama Kim: SUSHI?! Unnie (that’s me) is getting sushi? Can’t we just split a pizza?
Junior Kim: Just let me know what you want in about an hour.
Mama Kim: In an hour?!?! She wants me to choose between pizza and sushi?! Impossible decision. This gives me a headache.
Sushi vs. Pizza.
Yup. Basically.
| Esabel: | MARIO! Did you just pick your nose? |
| Mario: | NO! No I didn't! Besides, everyone picks their nose. |
| Esabel: | Yeah that's true...Teacher, do you pick your nose? |
| Me: | Only in secret. |
| Alex: | ME TOO!!! ME TOO!!! Teacher, we're the same!!!! I pick my nose in secret too!!! |
| Me: | Yay... |
| Alex (to anyone who was listening): | I'm the same as teacher. |
a random memory makes you smile like an idiot in public, and everyone’s staring at you like “WEIRDO. Get away from me”
You have conversations like this:
Paul: Teacher! Harry didn’t do his homework!
Me: Yeah…I’m not surprised, Harry never does his homework.
Harry: That’s not true, teacher. I USUALLY don’t do my homework.
I high-fived him because…c’mon…it was smart.
“But ET! My mind wanted to do the homework but my body went out to play!
