Mama Kim fell asleep as Papa Kim and I were watching television. Apparently I talked “too loudly” so Mama Kim, half sleeping declares,
“Never wake a sleeping lion. I am the lion king.”
Mama Kim, everyone. A round of applause, please.
Junior Kim: I’ll bring you back some sushi.
Mama Kim: SUSHI?! Unnie (that’s me) is getting sushi? Can’t we just split a pizza?
Junior Kim: Just let me know what you want in about an hour.
Mama Kim: In an hour?!?! She wants me to choose between pizza and sushi?! Impossible decision. This gives me a headache.
Sushi vs. Pizza.