“I am the lion king”

Mama Kim fell asleep as Papa Kim and I were watching television. Apparently I talked “too loudly” so Mama Kim, half sleeping declares,

“Never wake a sleeping lion. I am the lion king.” 

Mama Kim, everyone. A round of applause, please.

Mama Kim, Sushi vs. Pizza

Junior Kim: I’ll bring you back some sushi.
Me: Okay!
Mama Kim: SUSHI?! Unnie (that’s me) is getting sushi? Can’t we just split a pizza?
Junior Kim: Just let me know what you want in about an hour.
Mama Kim: In an hour?!?! She wants me to choose between pizza and sushi?! Impossible decision. This gives me a headache. 

Sushi vs. Pizza.